Blend

Bad Coffee For Bad People

Good coffee for the same crowd.

Bad Music for Bad People. Good coffee for the same crowd.

The 1984 compilation was less a record than a warning label. This is the cup that goes with it. Washed Guatemalan from Lake Antigua and Brazilian from Minas Gerais, roasted dark enough to need its own parental advisory. Tobacco, vanilla, and dark chocolate, heavy on the low end.

Not a delicate cup, and not a delicate band. It holds up to cream, it holds up to a second pot, and it holds up at 2am when the drive-in lets out.

Officially licensed Cramps coffee, roasted in Detroit. Ships August 21 alongside Gravest Gravy. Strictly limited. When it's gone, it's gone.

Tasting Notes: Tobacco, Vanilla, and Dark Chocolate


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Coffee $23.98 Released 08/21/2026

Tasting Notes

Tobacco

Vanilla

Dark Chocolate

Bad Coffee For Bad People

The Liner Notes

Origin: Blend

Country: Brazil & Guatemala

Process: Washed

Tasting Notes: Tobacco, Vanilla, and Dark Chocolate

Brew Suggestions

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Espresso

Coffee: 18 g
Grind: Fine
Water: 36 g
Ratio: 1:2
Time: 27 s
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French Press

Coffee: 20 g
Grind: Coarse
Water: 360 g
Ratio: 1:18
Time: 4:00
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Drip

Coffee: 50 g
Grind: Medium
Water: 1000 g
Ratio: 1:20
Time: 4:30



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